20 Shower Thoughts

I love looking at shower thoughts online, so here are 20 of my favorite! If you don't know... shower thoughts are weird thoughts that make total sense but you only think of them randomly... it's kinda hard to explain. Just sit back, relax, and let your mind be blown! I hope that you will enjoy this blog post!

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1) "Go to bed, you'll feel better in the morning" is the human equal to "try to turn it on and off."

2) If a calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than your browsing history

3) Technically aliens invaded the moon on July 20th, 1969 (the first moon landing).

4) We've woken up thousands of times and we're all still not used to it.

5) Somewhere in the world, there is a person with your dream job who hates going to work

6) DO NOT TOUCH or POISONOUS SURFACE would be terrifying to read in Braille.

7) If the movie "Honey I Shrunk the Kids" took place in Australia, those kids would have died REAL quick.

8) Dogs can understand a few human words, yet we can't understand ANY of their dog barks.

9) Nothing is on fire... fire is on things.

10) If aliens ever come to earth we have to explain to them how we have countless movies where we fight and kill them.

11) Every time a character dies on TV, it's basically the actor getting fired.

12) Schools stick kids in classrooms for 7 hours a day, make them get up at 6 AM, and give a few hours of homework... and schools expect us not to be tired the next day.

13) History class is going to get longer and harder as time goes on.

14) A ton of people is 12 to 15 people.

15) Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.

16) Clapping is just hitting yourself over and over again because you like something.

17) The object of golf is to play the least amount of golf.

18) Brushing your teeth is the only time you clean your skeleton.

19) You have to pretend to be asleep to go to sleep.

20) Dogs probably destroy shoes because it's what we put on before we leave the house and leave them behind in it.

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All of these shower thoughts are super fun to read and I hope you enjoyed this post. It's so weird writing this one because all of this is so true! I hope that you enjoyed and subscribe to my blog to never miss a post! Bye!